Ouch.

Posted on April 17, 2012 by Kiki

With all this almost too beautiful weather (89° F in mid-April is pretty nuts with no real rain for weeks is unheard of around here) I decided to get in my bikini and head out to the beach yesterday.  I was playing in the surf with my dog for no more than an hour or so and got a very annoying sunburn.  Seriously.  What the hell.  A sunburn in APRIL?  In an HOUR? Sunblock in April has never been necessary for my Italian skin, or so I thought.  Now my boobs look quite angry at me…seems as though nobody will be fondling me for a few days :-(

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Another Reason I Want to Move.

Posted on April 14, 2012 by Kiki

Why is it that a bunch of old, totally unqualified men are getting to make life altering decisions for women?

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Perfectly Dirty Fun.

Posted on April 13, 2012 by Kiki

So as promised, my report on the maid costume is in.  I added a pair of high heels and thigh high stockings to go along with the outfit, and got to “cleaning” right before my man got home.  He walked in the door just as I was bending over to feather dust the bottom shelf.  While my man loved the lingerie, I loved feeling the soft feathers between my cleavage, on my inner thighs, across my butt, hell just about everywhere.  I give it five stars just for the feather duster alone…

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Who Doesn’t Love Colbert?

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Kiki

“30% of online traffic is porn, according to the New England Journal of Underestimating Things” – Steven Colbert

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Maid Service

Posted on April 11, 2012 by Kiki

While shopping in Victoria’s Secret (where everyone knows me by name, which is a bit sad I suppose) I came across a lovely little outfit.  For those of you who don’t know I am completely obsessed with lingerie, and even more so with role playing.  There is nothing more exciting to me than playing pretend as an adult.  It let’s you be rid of all inhibitions, and brings a new aspect to anyone’s sex life.  Now I already have a maid outfit in the closet, but it was not racy as this one…plus this one also came with a feather duster that made me horny just by brushing it over my skin.  Time to try it out today and I will let you know how clean, or rather dirty, my maid is able to make my bedroom.

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Legos are Fun to Play with at any Age

Posted on April 9, 2012 by Kiki

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Happy Easter!

Posted on April 8, 2012 by Kiki

Happy Easter to you all!  Hunt some eggs, eat some chocolate bunny heads, and celebrate any way that makes you happy.  Enjoy the day.

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Okay This is Actually Real.

Posted on April 7, 2012 by Kiki

I really thought this movie must be a joke, seeing as how it stars a teddy bear and the trailer came out around April Fools Day, but from what I have read it is real.  Apparently the guy who created Family Guy (Seth McFarlane) has written, directed, and is the voice star of Ted.  The movie also involves Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis (who is totally hot).  I haven’t decided if it is going to be insanely hilarious, or just strange, but either way you will watch the trailer and say what the fuck…

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I Need These. Preferably Now.

Posted on April 6, 2012 by Kiki

I love all the latest and greatest when it comes to technology, so I was pretty excited to see this (I recommend clicking the button on the lower right hand side of the video to view it large screen, don’t worry it is totally porn-proof so you can watch it anywhere):

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I can’t wait for the future, it is going to be even more fun than we imagined.  What are your thoughts?

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Sorry All :-(

Posted on April 5, 2012 by Kiki

Today I got to wake up to the crappy news that my server had crashed due to a cPanel update that in turn caused SQL to crash.  I know, lovely right?  Long story short I spent the morning fixing the horror show and all is working again.  My apologies for all my sites not being accessible during these hours, but the problem shouldn’t happen again…and if it does I might punch my computer in the face, so don’t expect any blogging for awhile after that :-)

Tune in tomorrow when I write about the coolest thing I have seen since, well, Google.

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